LORE OF THE WASTES

"To the uneducated observer, this world is merely a planetary corpse. But to a man of science, it is a magnificent theater of decay. Observe how the ecosystem digests itself in perfect, putrid harmony. I have compiled these field notes to document its grotesque majesty from a safe, breathable altitude."
— Sir Clancy Fancypants, Chief Naturalist

Sir Clancy Fancypants